Hello friends. I’m back after an overly long hiatus to drop some picks on you degenerates for what is the most anticipated edition of the [Hootie Johnson voice] Masters golf tournament [/Hootie Johnson voice] in years. And here they are:
Matchups
- Stewart Cink (-115) over Singh
- Bubba Watson (-105) over D. Johnson
- Ian Poulter (-140) over Harrington
- Phil Mickelson (+170) over Tiger – VALUE BET
- Jason Day (-115) over Fowler
- Ernie Els (-145) over Olesen
- Henrik Stenson (+120) over Garcia
- Freddie Jacobson (-165) over Kaymer
- Phil Mickelson (even) over McIlory
Late night liquor induced additions to the pick list…
- David Lynn (-135) over Leishman – Apparently the Brit’s got (a short) game.
- Scott Piercy (+125) over Garrigus – Seems right.
- Martin Laird (+125) over Webb – Don’t hate me Raleigh.
- KJ Choi (-145) over Cabrera – The South Korean is coming into form just in time.